Kévin

I have booked off my grand time in Paris over the last few days and I'm looking forward to my 18 days away.

I've booked with a lovely place on airbnb and even with the service charge of 72€ I've not done too badly.

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I could have got a hostel for 500€ but quite frankly, I'm happy to splash the extra hundred euro on having my own room.

Flights were not too bad either, set me back 130€ with a bag on SleezyJet but that is from Bristol Airport and a direct flight. I could have taken a Megabus, but I couldn't deal with thirteen hours on a bus.

I genuinely have no idea what I'm going to do for all that time yet, so far I will wander to La Tour Eiffel, buy a laptop from FNAC as they have some offers and I need a new one and may be, just may be, have a sneaky peek at the building Radio FG is based at.

I also need to find a Eurovision Party in Paris, so far the Internet suggests gay bars. Thanks for the obvious interwebs!

To say I am excited is an understatement.

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As everybody should know the Eurovision
Song Contest was on, so a Eurovision party was had. These are the photos.

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So have a gander at our entry this year (hint: it’s not shit).

I enjoyed my saturday, granted that I only got 3 hours before I had to get up again and that I did my laundry during that time and it didn’t even dry correctly so I had to, as expected, hang it all over the control centre to dry out (imagine my pants flung over monitors and desks). I discovered on friday evening that I was working the saturday morning AND the afternoon so I was a bit pissed off to say the least. But I got over it.

At 17.00 I finished work, had a shower here (their council tax now includes me as a permanent resident) then off to the horror that was Sainsburys on mothers-day eve to buy lagers AND pro-plus (cos I was hanging out me arse). Headed over to Matt’s to meet up with Pretty Craig and go out for the evening.  It was all good drank far too much at Matt’s, Speedpeedoed a Stella until I couldn’t take it as the blasphemous thing was well nasty!  We then headed out in to town, I think that’s when it all went down hill.  I made a point of getting properly bollox’d cos I had to be in work for 0900 to show the rest up!

I think in that evening I bought everybody drinks all night cos I ended it on the following day with only £5.35 to my name and I had ALOT more than that to hand.  So my budget is well blown to bits.

Anyways, back to the story at hand, we suddenly then went in to Melksham (about 10 miles away) I made an arse of myself and we taxi’d back to Craig’s pad to end off the evening.  At that point it kind of got a bit emo and I spent most of the evening crying which I find is well cool when you’re in the presence of other people.

I woke up the following morning and looked at my phone for the time and decided “I’m going to be sick” and barged through Craig’s room to the toilet to do just that.  Ace.

Then walked in to work, hanging, had my shower and started my 30 hour shift. Joy.

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One of the problems with being an internet superstar is you find yourself trapped in a world of fantastic euro-goo that covers you like a good old fashioned Bukkake. I’m proud to say I have a love for the Eurovision that is unnatural.

But I’m glad I’m not alone, you see, the eastern Europeans like it too, still, so much so that Work Your Magic only just got off the MusicBox RU top 10, where as Серебро still shows up on the main channel. But even more horrifically, I must admit the following still give me a bit of sex wee when they come up on my iTunes:

Oh yes, we’re loving the work of Marija Šerifović, even more so that RTS is whoring out a number of different versions of the song. Hardcore.

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